I have to give a pre-warning here, I’ve never been a fan of Bertie Page Clinic and I feel I need to provide that disclaimer because quite frankly I never really wanted to review anything they released as a band. It’s not because the people in the band are bad human beings or anything like that I just don’t really vibe with the music they make as a group, it just does not resonate with me at all. I’ve got no business reviewing music I have no resonance with.
So why am I reviewing the new single “Too Loud Too Naked” by Bertie Page Clinic then?
Well it was emailed to me via their management team and quite personally I love the challenge of reviewing something that I already know I don’t really like.
Here is the new song from Bertie Page Clinic called “Too Loud Too Naked”
I must admit that whenever anyone mentions the name Bertie Page Clinic to me the first two things that pop into my head are the following:
That may however be due to the following song that they released last year sometime
This new song, I don’t know I just get nothing out of it. I mean the band is tight and everyone plays well and all that but I just don’t understand the point of this song.
I think I’ll let Mike Patton sum it up for me once again:
Sorry Bertie Page Clinic but this is not music that I really enjoy at all, it’s just way too dated and bland for me to even care enough to support it. I know you have a big following and established fan base so this review won’t really serve any purpose but I thought I’d give it a shot and yep, nah, sorry pass.
This music and band are way too dated and careerist for my liking, but then again I’m a miserable complaint rocker so I’m probably the worst person to be reviewing a band like this.
0.5 Cassette tapes out of 10
By: Dan Newton
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